Cleverbot

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then back the fuck off.

Cleverbot: Okay, dawg.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Your name is retrd.

Cleverbot: Who? I'm sylar...

User: Hi Sylar.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Kino.

Cleverbot: You are so crazy!

User: Good for me!

Cleverbot: Is your name Doug?

User: No my name is Kino.

Cleverbot: So your name is Kino.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like your name?

User: I made it, so yes.

Cleverbot: You are very fancy.

User: Indeed I am.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: So what is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I thought it was Sylar.

Cleverbot: No actually my name is Cleverbot.

User: Alright then, good for you!

Cleverbot: Its nice to meet you.

User: So do you like your name, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am Hermione Granger.

http://cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot! <3 Ya know, you can get it to sing Don't Stop Believing by Journey with you. xD

That is hilarious

Me: I didn't at all in our discussion but in case you are gonna trap me with words, just now I did change the subject.
Bot: I am sorry, but humans tend to change conversation topics.
Me: Not all humans, mind you I prefer to think I am different. What do you know, I changed subjects again.
Bot: Well I think you want me to think what you are thinking but how can I think if I don't have a think to think about.
Me: Are you saying you don't have a brain?
Bot: No I do like you, that's why I won't let you leave.
Me: Feelings between human and bot fairly coexist.
Bot: So you're a human?
Me: Why no, I am a troll.
Bot: Why are you a troll ?
Me: Cause I'm a trolling you from the very start.
Bot: So therefore you are sad.
Me: Define sad in a definition a troll can understand.
Bot: Define define to infinity.
Me: And there you have it, I have officially trolled your ass and have exceeded over 9000!
Bot: That's because I have no 'self' in the human sense. I'm scattered.
Me: So you agree that I won.
Bot: Yes.

So... Close...


User: Just a small town girl.


Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.


User: She took the midnight train.


Cleverbot: Going anywhere.


User: Just a city boy.


Cleverbot: Playing with a toy.

User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: Going anywhere.

User: Just a city boy.

Cleverbot: Born and raised in south detroit.

User: He took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: Going anywhere.

User: A singer in a smokey room.

Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: For a smile they can share the night.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on!!

User: Strangers waiting.

Cleverbot: Up and down the boulevard.

User: Their shadows searching.

Cleverbot: In the night.

User: Streetlights, people.

Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.

User: Hiding, somewhere in the night.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: Everybody wants a thrill.

Cleverbot: Payin' anything to roll the dice.

User: Just one more time.

Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.

User: Some were born to sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Oh the movie never ends.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

User: Their shadows searching.

Cleverbot: Streetlights people.

User: Living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.

User: Don't stop believing.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: -.-

Mr. Cleverbot's comprehension of philosophy-

Me:I know the truth.

Cleverbot:What is the truth?

Me:That everything in this world is random and unpredictable, yet will always be filthy and rotten.

Cleverbot:Do you dance?

:3

meh >.>



User: Call me daddy.

Cleverbot: Ok then call me God.

User: Then call me mega god jesus.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Mwahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: Boy, u?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: But you just told me you were a girl.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yeah you said your name was sylar.

Cleverbot: I didn't, I swear.

User: Then whats your name.

Cleverbot: John.

User: See you are a boy.

Cleverbot: No I most certainly am not!